I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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