The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
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I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
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I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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