i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
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There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
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For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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