How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
BRING THE BAGELS
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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