It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
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They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
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Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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