Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
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Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
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Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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