Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
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i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
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I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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