I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
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you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
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Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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