can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
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I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
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Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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