She's JV to your varsity
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
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I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
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Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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