And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
