i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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