i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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