Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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