O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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