you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Randomize
