Walk of Shame. In a state park.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
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