I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
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I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
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I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
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