she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
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I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
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Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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