How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
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