thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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