maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I understand Curling. That high.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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