jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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