therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
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There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
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Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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