8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
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and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
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She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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