This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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