So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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