Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
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