i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
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why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
He melted the stem
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
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bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks