all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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