i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
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Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
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the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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