I wanna bring you to show and tell
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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