so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
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I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
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Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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