So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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