he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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