I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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