fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
True but thats because hes a fetus.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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