I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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