After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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