the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
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i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
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one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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