I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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