so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
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Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
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You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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