After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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