So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.