Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
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how do flat chested girls get laid?
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
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some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.