Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
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found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
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But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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