and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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