tell your sister to shave her snatch
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
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I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
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I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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