well most of my day revolves around power hour
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
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Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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