The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
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My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
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I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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