I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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