Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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