So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
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isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I need a burrito and a hug.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
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Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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