..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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