My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
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And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
You pole danced in your parka.
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I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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