whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
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I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
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Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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