Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
the day after is always just damage control
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I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
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Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Randomize